Live Comedy L.A.

Line-Up:
Lachlan Patterson
Jimmy Dore
Chris Taniq
Daniel Tosh
Josh Spear
Graham Elwood
Sarah Silverman
Doug Benson

The 4-20 Show…nice.

Lachlan Patterson - First time seeing this guy. He was a little nervous, but smooth and he had good material. Loved the Stairmaster joke. Apparently there are a lot people at the gym who should not be on the Stairmaster…including 18 year old girls who weigh 100 lbs. The machine should yell at these girls. And if you put 99 into the age thing on the Stairmaster…that’s it…you’ve made it…you are the Stair Master. Balloons should come down. Good jokes dude.

Jimmy Dore - Another first timer for me. Seemed like a seasoned veteran up there. Solid stuff. Best joke was joke about use of the word asshole. When we’re driving…we start using the word asshole in a nice way. “I’m going to go as soon as asshole makes a left.”

Chris Taniq (I’m spelling his last name wrong…my bad) - A first for me once again. Very good delivery. Recently has been touring the country meeting all his Myspace friends. As soon as I get a beat on his Myspace page…I’ll post it…you know…so you can meet him too ; ).

Tosh - This guy is just fuckin’ awesome. Simply a pro. “I never punched my girlfriend…ahh….I never sucker punched my girlfriend.” LOL! I could go on forever. I’ve heard the jokes before…I still laugh just as hard. Make sure to see him…he’s great!

Josh Spear - First time for me…I’ll be honest…he wasn’t good.

Graham Elwood - Another first timer for me…very good. I loved his craziness. Tough to type about here…but just a great karate joke he did about the upper block…I’d like to see him again…he’s fun.

Sarah Silverman - She’s the best. So smooth is almost unbelievable. I love her. She did a joke at the end of her set about fucking a Baby Bell Cheese…like a man…where she was physically demonstrating how she would fuck it. It was hilarious…and hot. I love her.

Doug Benson - His McGriddles joke is worth the price of admission…I’m telling you. “It’s fan-fucking-tas-fucking-tic”.

Line-up:
Matty “Ballgame” Balaker
Taylor Williamson
Adam Devine
Ryan Sickler
Duncan Trussell
Brian Keith Etheridge

Great crowd for the Laugh Lounge last night. It continues to grow every time (every other Tuesday). Still a hidden jewel in the L.A. comedy scene as far as I’m concerned. Ballgame was working on getting Rogan back in the house for this one; possibly Bill Burr but that didn’t pan out - but as you can see the line-up was still stellar. I’m really impressed at the quality of comedians that Ballgame gets at this show. Good energy in the crowd which is always good for the comedians…with the exception of the two drunk whores. A little disappointed the guys didn’t nail them harder…but they did have two great lines…which we’ll get to in a second.

Matty Ballgame came with it last night. Line of the night to end the show…points to the hot, drunk girl in the front and says, “You’re a cum guzzling whore! Thanks for coming!” Loved it!!!

Taylor Wiliamson is the king of awkward comedy. Brought a lot of new material. Still love, “I told this girl I was Jewish. She said ewwwww…. But she was only a 4 on the anti-semitic scale and a 9 on the hot scale. So it was cool.”

Adam Devine has great energy. You gotta love Fat Frotta/Rudy…”I want to be so rich that I just want to walk into a police station and shit on the floor…and then just leave a trail of money behind me.”

Ryan Sickler is my top guy right now. He wants a girl to platonically massage his balls. And apparently his uncle has a Baker’s Dozen worth of cock. According to Sickler, we should use retards in rescue operations because their strong…like orangutan strong. But not all retards…just the ones with a Dash of Downs!!!!

Duncan Trussell told the hot, drunk chick in the front to “Get the fuck out”. Then immediately told her he loved her and was going to fuck her pussy. Ever heard the similarities between Charles Manson’s voice and President Bush’s voice…Duncan will do it for you. Plus…we got the Fuck Blob…an amazing creature of just lips and vaginas. And of course…Lil Hobo.

Brian Keith Etheridge - Gave us top reasons why Jesus was black…1. Rolled with an entourage. 2. His mother had him when she was 12. 3. We’re not sure who the father is.

Next show @ Red Rock: May 1st - Alonzo Bodden